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Just read this on a friend's timeline ..too funny not to share.
The largest condom factory in the States burns down. President Trump is awoken at 4 am by the telephone.
"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week." Plus Size Prom Dresses 2020
Trump: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all ... those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico ."
Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We'll be a laughing stock. What about Canada?"
Trump: "Okay, I'll call Trudeau and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans."
Three days later, a delighted President runs out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived.
He finds five million condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, just as requested... All colored with red maple leaves with small writing on each one:
'MADE IN CANADA - SIZE MEDIUM'